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Blog Days/Dog Days

In the Interest of keeping this thing up, I will be figuring out post days. Since I’m still not quite an expert at this I will be aiming for once every two weeks and giving myself a pat on the back for every time I exceed my goal. I was thinking of posting on every other Wednesday or every other Friday, but I’ll let you know when I figure it out for sure.

As for now, I’m in the process of sifting through a lot of my old writings to see if anything could be of some use for this blog and trying to overcome some major writers’ block. If you could see the utter mess and sea of papers my room has become from old writings and recent exercises, you would probably be scared to step inside for fear of being swallowed by a paper monster.

Well I’ll work on trying not to get eaten myself and be back with some more content soon,


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Let’s Try Again: The Welcome Back Speech

Once upon a time, I started this blog and that is all I really did, start a blog. After about two weeks, the magic died and I barely went back. Every now and again, I would look it up and once I even added more posts, but I have never truly had and maintained a blog. I have been contemplated giving it another go for years now. I have always thought, why not? I love to write, I give my unsolicited opinion quite often and like anyone else in the world, I think I have a lot of profound things to say. I’m the ranting head of the group, the dissent when I need to be, the devil’s advocate when other opinions need to be considered and the talker when all is quiet. Needless to say, I need an outlet and so, why not blog?

I tried moving my blog to Wix, Tumblr and numerous other sites. Yet, here I am. Back at the same place. Ignoring my previous Welcome speeches for other sites and and opting for a welcome back speech instead. This is a blog about life, a blog about books and most of all, this is a blog of randomness. My freeform let me tell you what’s on my mind blog and I hope people will enjoy reading it just as much as I will enjoy trying to keep it updated.





Posted in Free write, Poetry


See you were an illusion,

a product of my desire and confusion.


You’re a thing of my imagination,

the product of my fascination.


Was it all a dream I had in class,

did I imagine you in days pass.


But that can’t really be,

because there is a you and there is a me.


See you are a man of flesh and bone,

you stand on two feet and walk on your own.


Maybe I didn’t imagine you there,

just maybe the illusion was that you cared.


So what if you’re true,

the illusion is me with you,

or that you feel the way I do,

or maybe once you felt that way too.


A mind is a dangerous thing so it seems,

it can make a person a slave to their own dreams.


It is a shame,

falling prey to my minds own game.


I guess that’s the thing about an illusion,

it’s only a product of your mind’s confusion.

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Sexy Signs Final (Scorpio) By Thelma Balfour

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Scorpio, The Scorpion (October 24 to November 21)

If you’re looking for kinky sex, you’ve come to the right person, but you better understand what you’re getting into, because there’s no turning back once you’re involved with a Scorpion. While most people are satisfied with two orgasms, a Scorpion wants twelve!

“Sex” is the key word here. The Scorpio man or woman is totally obsessed with it. By that I mean how to get it and more of it, how to keep it, and how to improve it. Nothing is taboo to them, and, once aroused, they’ll perform anytime and anyplace. When in bed, they mean business, and they must satisfy their insatiable appetite for sex. They will use electric devices, props, and whips without hesitation, and they love cunnilingus and fellatio. Soft caresses are out: he’s an animal in bed and she’ll scratch ’til you holler.

 Scorpio Man: One male Scorpion told me that he makes preparations for sexual encounters weeks in advance, choosing just the right music and lighting. But once intercourse begins, he enjoys six or seven encounters a night, making his companions beg for mercy. The goal of a Scorpion is to totally possess his mate, both physically and mentally, so proceed with caution. Don’t tease unless you plan to deliver, because Scorpions will rape if attempts at sex are thwarted by their companions.

 Scorpio Woman: The Scorpio woman is daring and experimental, and she’ll do anything to prolong sex, from using vibrators and dildos to popping your behind with a whip. Boring routines and methodical schedules are not her cup of tea because she brings intensity to all her sexual encounters. This woman is active in bed and likes to gain control by mounting her partner.

A Scorpion’s best bet is someone born under the sign of Cancer, Pisces, Capricorn, or Virgo.

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Sexy Signs Part 11(Pisces) by Thelma Balfour

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Pisces, The Fish(February 19 to March 20)

Pisceans enjoy sex to the fullest: they are very creative in bed and are most cooperative in trying innovative types of sex. They will do just about anything short of death to please their partners. Their apparent shyness and timidity is only a front, for, once the doors are closed, they’ll take you on the adventure of a lifetime. On the darker side, Pisceans sometimes join sex cults, become prostitutes, or engage in long-term master/slave relationships.

Pisces Man: Attractive, intelligent, and charismatic, the male is extremely passionate, self-indulgent, and sensitive to others. Although he likes to take the lead in bed, he likes an experienced, sexually demanding woman who will make all of his erotic fantasies come true. He’s definately a foot man; a mate will drive him wild by massaging his feet and sucking his toes.

Pisces Woman: The Pisces woman is sexually liberated and will do anything — wear outrageous costumes, endure bondage, give a tongue bath, lie under a “golden shower” — to please her lover. Easily turned on by exotic settings and erotic games, she is a passionate woman who enjoys sex to the fullest and will sometimes use her body to get what she wants.

Capricorn, Taurus, Cancer, and Scorpio are compatible signs.

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Sexy Signs Part 10(Aquarius) by Thelma Balfour

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Aquarius, The Water Bearer (January 20 to Ferbruary18)

Men and women of this sign are highly experimental, and will add bisexuality, homosexuality, and lesbianism to their repertoire. They move slowly in a relationship, but don’t let that fool you; once these innovators of the sex world are aroused, watch out!!!! They will do anything to please their lovers, even setting their own pleasure aside in order to please their mates. Like the Scorpion, nothing is taboo to the Aquarian.

Aquarius Man: The Aquarius male can get bogged down in foreplay because he’s a slow, considerate lover, but climax with him is worth waiting for. He’s a “no holds barred” kind of man, who quickly gets bored with routine sex. A real doctor of love, he likes French ticklers and tasty sprays; he’ll take two or three sex partners at the same time; and likes the taste of honey on the clitoris and lemon oil on the nipples.

Aquarius Woman: The woman is a slow starter, but, once aroused, she’s extremely creative and imaginative because she loves variety. She is very sympathetic and giving in a relationship, so is sometimes attracted to impotent men, lonely women, and unhappy husbands. Idealistic and courageous, she is the most sexually liberated of women, and will do anything and everything for love. In a relationship, she is very tender, warm, and compassionate; consequently, she is often exploited by men who misread her romantic nature.

The Aquarian is drawn to those born under Aries, Gemini, Sagittarius, and Libra.

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Sexy Signs Part 9(Capricorn) by Thelma Balfour


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Capricorn, The Goat(December 22 to January 19)

Capricorns are self-absorbed and are more interested in the sexual act itself than in the sexual partner. They want to dominate in bed because control is important to them. Outwardly, they seem quite cold, but that’s only a defense mechanism; once aroused, they are rough and sadistic — eager to use paddles, whips, or vibrators for their sexual pleasure.

Capricorn Woman: A Capricorn woman doesn’t like to be surprised in bed; she wants to know what to expect. And don’t worry about a lot of preliminaries, because getting her aroused requires just a few nibbles of the ears and navel. A traditionalist who prefers the missionary position, she can be turned on, however, by cunnilingus, but doesn’t want to perform fellatio. A screamer, scratcher, biter, and spanker, she has strong sex drive and likes prolonged lovemaking. As her partner, you’re in for a very long night!

Capricorn Man: The Capricorn man prides himself on his stamina and his ability to satisfy a woman. Don’t make the mistake, however, of trying to lead the goat, because he won’t tolerate it. Instead, let him take the lead. This man is easily aroused when everything is in place: slow, seductive music, with lights turned low, and an erotic setting. He can be sadistic, though, sometimes resorting to simulated rape, and he prefers to climax by anal penetration.

She/He mates best with Virgo, Taurus, Pisces, or Scorpio.

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Sexy Signs Part 8(Sagittarius) by Thelma Balfour

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Sagittarius, The Archer(November 23 to Decenber 21)

Never think you can totally possess a Sagittarian. They are flirts by nature and will move from person to person without a thought. They are adventurous and free-spirited. Their erogenous zones are hips, thighs, and all areas in between.

 Sagittarius Man: The males of this sign are happy-go-lucky types who view sex as play. They have a liberal attitude toward life and love. I once knew a dentist who had very little sex as a teenager, so, as an adult, he saw nothing wrong with carrying on two or three affairs at the same time. Nothing embarrasses the Sagittarian; he’s turned on by body odors and he loves gadgets like dildos in the bedroom. Let’s get something straight now, a Sag man is his own person and will always be a bachelor even when he’s married.

 Sagittarius Woman: The Sagittarian woman loves to screw out of doors, and she prefers the man-on-top arrangement. Although she likes the appetizers, she wants to move as quickly as possible to the main course; once at the table, however, she like to linger over the entree. She doesn’t like to experiment, and frequently moves from man to man in her search for sexual gratification. Her free spirit can lead her to lesbianism and bestiality.

Compatible signs are Libra, Leo, Aquarius, and Aries.